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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Priorities of a good man

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Priorities of a good man

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    I’d accept anything if presented with 12 tacos. Just putting it out there in case anybody wants to break some news to me.

  • doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world
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    On reddit there woulde be a “jarvis i am low on karma” person. Ironically i seem to behave as i was exposed to in the past

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    6 of those were for his son, but he ate all 12 because he just learned his son doesn’t like tacos as much as hotdogs. 😌

  • YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world
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    Why is there a camera?

    • TeNppa@sopuli.xyz
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      Maybe he wanted to film his reaction?

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    Lo, my son is gay, for he is a man, and he enjoys intimacy and intercourse with other men. Verily, I hath been told that he doth smoker many poles. Hearken to me though, gay son, and any others that may be concerned, I doth not care, for I love my son in a non gay, familial way, whether he preferreth vaginas, penises, or any other genital configuration. Nonetheless we shall celebrate with 12 tacos. And as is the custom the tacos will be eaten by me, Timmy Taco, and my son shall watch, and he shall not be allowed to eat even one taco, for they are my tacos, and whether he be gay or not he can get his own fucking tacos"

  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

    Lmao wrong link, but I’m going to keep it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSido3IwnE

    • sadbehr@lemmy.nz
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      Yooo what is that first video and why does it have 6m views…

  • Tm12@lemmy.ca
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    If I raise my kids gay, will I too get free tacos? /s

  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    He made a rookie mistake by mixing up the gay meals, 12 tacos are for the lesbian daughter, 12 hotdogs are for the gay son.

    • 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org
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      Nonono you‘re mixing it up: the eating of the 12 tacos is done by the parent of the gay son to pay respect to all the „tacos“ the son won’t ever eat.

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      And nine, nine combos were gifted to the race of pansexuals, who, above all else, desire power.

  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How to get a bigger audience by doing two genres in one video

  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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    Still have no idea what a meme is, but by golly that’s not going to stop you from posting random crap… Good for you.

    • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
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      The post is better than your reply.

  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    An understandable reaction, for sure.

  • Slovene@feddit.nl
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    Heartwarming now, heartburning later.

  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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    I wonder if he rolled them up and showed them in whole or tongued the insides out like an enthusiastic labrador.

  • YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip
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    I see the dilemma here. On the one hand, it’s a very important moment in his relationship with his son. On the other hand, tacos.

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      What dilemma? Enjoy a very important with your family AND eat tacos! Win fucking win.

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      i’d dont think in an ideal world there should be a dilemma, it shouldnt be a bigger deal than saying that you are left handed.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        If we lived back in the days when being left handed was bad, then that would be a pretty tense revelation too.

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    • mayorchid@lemmy.world
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      I first discovered this video after searching for “pregnant conan o’ brien milk,” which I swear I wasn’t doing for a weird reason, it’s just a kink I have

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      Watch A Woman Tell Her Husband She’s Pregante While Conan O’Brien Pours Good Milk Down The Sink

      How?! Where?!

      • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        Pregananant?

        • dunz@feddit.nu
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          U are prrrregante

        • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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          Pegnit

          • Baron Von J@lemmy.world
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            Pretty confident she didn’t get pregnant by pegging it.

          • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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            Preggiante

          • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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            Pregante ! 🇮🇹

    • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      s

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