Why anyone signs up to listen to these “influencers” will forever elude me

To quote a young John Connor: we’re not going to make it, are we?

AI slop isn’t necessarily a bad thing - “but the speed and volume of what we’re creating” is what concerns creative health scientist Katina Bajaj.

My favorite influencer is a dog.

I didn’t know Adam Savage had dachshunds.

Of course not, my favorite influencer has three dozen sugar gliders as part of her ferret hybridization program.

Next you’ll be telling me that my favorite prawn actress didn’t actually take 100 krill in a single night.

Fortunately, I don’t have a “favourite influencer”.