Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf

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I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Nurse: “Where?”
Me: “No, regular.”

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Which doctor?
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  No, regular.

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