Her: " you sorry sucker!"
Vacuum seal her too

She transformed into a Mii avatar.
She did, what the fuck
Great. Now I’m going to imagine vacuum-sealed people every time I see a mii avatar.

You stuffed her sealed animals?
This guy doesn’t have a girlfriend any longer after sharing that rough picture of her…
I guarantee he sees her as beautiful in this photo.
TBH, I think she’s kinda cute
Right?! So many people talking abt trust, and disrespecting her stuff… the plushie is fine. If my man posted a pic of me that looked like that I would be like “oh, this man hates me, got it.” Girl is obviously a cutie, but like, yikes this photo is bad.
i love “ugly” pics of my SO they make me smile
What the hell are you talking about she looks objectively pretty and normal in this photo, you’re the weird ones if you think every picture of yours posted online needs you to be dolled up
Next step: carbonite
No, gloopstik
You can just tell they shouldn’t be dating
looks like a white otter plush with glasses
That’s a horrible thing to say about that girl!
would be if that wasn’t one of my types.

That is WAY too accurate.
* improve
I thought it was one of the original peepys at first.
I don’t see the humor. Just some dick being disrespectful to a person that trusts them.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kind of had to judge either way from just 2 pictures imo
Can you virtue signal any louder?
does vacuum sealing actually do any damage? I thought if you open it up it’s unharmed.
Depends on the type of stuffing. On a small, soft one like that, it’s generally fine. Larger stiffer stuffed animals may have a styrofoam core, in which case it depends on the strength of the vacuum pump.
Bet a lot them are shipped vaccum sealed to stores
No, my sister has hundreds of vacuum sealed plushies and they all return to normal when opened.
large pushies are often vacuum sealed before shipping overseas to minimize package space.
source: bought a 30cm plushie overseas in july
You’re being downvoted but I was legitimately under that impression as well. Is it not actually the case??
It seems to be pretty lighthearted to me personally. There might be some context that would make this a dick move but it doesn’t look that way based on this meme
Her face doesn’t convey a light-hearted situation. That’s your context.
And frankly, clarifying an openly disrespectful act as ok, because it’s “light-hearted”, is ridiculous.
Buddy I’ve literally never had to say this online but uh
Touch grass
I always picture anyone who says touch grass as being surrounded by piss bottles sitting in a chair with huge stains in it.
Is it because you can’t imagine the outside? You know, the place with plants and grass.
And not the grass you smoke either.
That the best you can do? Say the same thing over again with a few pointless changes.
You say that but it looks to me like she’s trying not to laugh. I’m pretty sure I make a similar expression when my wife and I jokingly argue about silly things.
And teaching her to no longer trust them.
It’s litterally how this same plush was transported and stored before getting to her. You make it seem like a huge deal but it isn’t
What
If that’s all it takes then you never were going to have it long anyway. Very fragile.
Some people are indeed that fragile. Often from trauma. I suspect that’s not the case here tho.
This is so Lemmy
It doesn’t damage the plushie (that’s how they are stored in warehouses), she can just open the bag.
I love that shirt! I have three godzilla shirts and now I’d like a fourth
Holy shit this is so… cruel yet funny at the same time
I can’t make out the yellow characters in the godzilla shirt
Only ones I could read are: 暗 and ヨ
But the rest, no way to make them out between the quality and the shirt folds.
Yeah the second one looks like ヨ and ⺉ but those two together aren’t a character. I thought it might be 里 after that but it didn’t help anyway.
Oh good catch, yeah that one next to ヨ could very well be リ/it’s similar-looking radical. Maybe put together in a sentence, it might start out reading “暗より(stylized in katakana)…”, so for those who don’t know Japanese, it’s like “More than dark/darkness…”
Also of note for those unaware: in Japanese, this kind of sentence structure is commonly used especially in more casual or stylized blurbs/slogans/one-liners etc.
I think that’s the girlfriend, but I think it’s generally frowned upon to use terms like yellow to describe people.
Well, she clearly is yellow, or else she’d have the courage to put a stop to her boyfriend’s tomfoolery.
That’s funny as fuck
If anyone did that to any of my stuffed animals, we’d be fighting to the death. Ain’t nobody doing that to one of my children and getting away with it!
Your stuffed animals are getting older, and this is their kink. /s
It’s just efficient.
I can’t believe I have to be the first one to reference Netflix here.
















