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Hadn’t seen this one before but I saw this in a book:
There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line twoand then later in the same book they had
There once was a man from Verdun
I like this.
There are two types of people:
- Those who can extrapolate
eye twitches from incomplete data
There are 10 types of people in the world
All bases are base 10.
All bases are belong to us
Not a limerick but I want to share my favorite pun joke
I once submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win, but
No pun intendedThere was a young man from south bend
Whose limericks all came to an end
Suddenly
Reminds me of an oldie:
“Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, This one don’t.”
I knew it as
Roses are red.
Violets are blue
I hate rhyming.
Zebra





