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Right? A better analogy is sticking the dispenser nozzle on a baseball bat

I would watch a Tarantino bible movie

Wow. That looks violently delicious.

My first phone was a dumb tracphone, didn’t even flip. Iirc it was $5 with a data plan. I kinda miss that thing

I just like eating feet

Behold, a Lego claymore:

One wrong step and it’s game over

The penis is my data transfer cable.

That could almost be a CAKE lyric

Goat in the corner obviously doesn’t get it. Tbf me neither, this coming from a bread apologist

Bluegrass is underappreciated

Somebody call the cops!

Lol

Straight up, I don’t dislike or quickly get exhausted socializing I just suck at it lol

Hi I’m Clock Copilot

Set up an alarm at 7:53 am? Statistically this when most people wake up.

No

Set a 8:00:85 timer? To make you feel better about your dead grandma?

No

*Sets an 2:30 am timer anyway

If it’s lifted on skinny tires it’s a bro-dozer. The tires are always bald all-terrain tires.

Yup. For every real problem that they’re blissfully ignorant of, there’s a made-up problem that they can’t shut up about

As a not-morning person who loves breakfast food, I’m with you 110%

Goldman is dense and intellectually malleable

Jah, mein fearures

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