Jolteon

Yeah, but what about “remasters” that don’t actually improve anything and you have to buy again due to the lack of backward compatibility?

Oh no, the SSD is soldered to the motherboard.

Though this is probably unlikely, I wouldn’t actually be surprised.

This is definitely not going to be the last update.

Even the original claim didn’t say it would be the last update. It said it would be the last update until the release of haunted chocolatier.

It’s a shame the people who you stole them from don’t have them any more…