Me: Puts a boolean into sqlite

Me: Asks for that boolean

SQLite: “Here’s that int you asked for”

Whatever you do, do not link /bin/sh to /bin/fish.

I love my bash-isms.

But it is comedy

The homeless man’s name? Diogenes.

Quick Save (F5) / Quick Load (F9)

You pay me $10 to punch you in the face. I pay you $10 to kick me in the balls. We just increased our country’s GDP by $20.

// @ts-expect-error

Not just vertical tabs, but tab groups as well.

Make a PR to replace it with “Shortform”

The “Explore” tab always has the same 12 videos. Look at it again 6 months later, same videos.

Goto is evil.

inb4 Ubuntu added a kernel patch to improve support and didn’t contribute it upstream.

Because Bluesky isn’t a real decentralized platform

It means explorer is running in a web view

Babe, new timezone just dropped.

The boss wanted me to find savings, so I started unplugging servers.

Nobody can stop you from making a Java Edition mod. The only thing you can’t do is sell it.