- Format the machine
I always keep a drive with manjaro on me for just such an occasion
!surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Who woulda thought there would be a cross post bw these two lol.
[3] Wait for it to die for no good reason
There’re a lot of keys on that keyboard…
biblically accurate keyboards?
The user:

I love this trope. As everyone knows the main bottleneck for hackers has always been their typing speed.
“that’s just my keyboard layout, its not for everyone but it works for me”
That era of machine and windows? Sure why not lil buddy. I’ll join it for a walk back behind the shed.
- Install loonix on it
deleted by creator
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
Amen
I swear I showed you the well-marked breaker box when you moved in. smh your head










