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So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad?
It’s not my joke, but am Dad and I believe the kids have to come first and then BAM! Dad jokes.
This dad jokes.
That’s the vest joke I’ve heard in a while.
Vestern problems.
I’d put some batteries in the vest pockets and say By the power vested in me I now pronounce you son and daughter. You may not kiss anyone until you’re 18
That’s so meaaan
They obviously had vested interests
Top patenting.
Ok boomer.
Thanks dad!
I personally prefer a nice thick wool sweater, but I suppose you’ll just accuse me of being too heavily invested.
Better than when we had hot dogs for dinner, wurst day ever
You live a charmed live if a juicy weiner between the buns is what you call your wurst day.
