IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agounlock my full potentiallemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareCatoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoTired: resume Wired: salary-walled resume
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days ago"OOPS! Looks like you want a real go-getter who takes initiative in a fast paced working environment! These added value premium features and advanced pro-company behaviors require a salary boost! Increase my salary for instant access." (Tier 1)$ "Practically Already Quiet Quitting " Basic Value Employee (Tier 2) $$$ “Really Need This Job” Moderately effective employee (Tier 3)$$$$$ “Happy To Be Here!” Ludicrously overpaid but Saves you on rehiring costs in a year employee.
Tired: resume
Wired: salary-walled resume
"OOPS!
Looks like you want a real go-getter who takes initiative in a fast paced working environment!
These added value premium features and advanced pro-company behaviors require a salary boost! Increase my salary for instant access."
(Tier 1)$ "Practically Already Quiet Quitting " Basic Value Employee
(Tier 2) $$$ “Really Need This Job” Moderately effective employee
(Tier 3)$$$$$ “Happy To Be Here!” Ludicrously overpaid but Saves you on rehiring costs in a year employee.
Thanks for making me laugh