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minus-squareYurgenst@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoOyster: Filters all the gross gunk from the ocean Humans: I’m going to eat this oyster without cooking it, yes it is gross that’s why there’s hot sauce.
minus-squarejivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoFuck the hot sauce, all you need is some cocktail sauce (with horseradish, not that tame ketchup shit) and it’s good to go
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoVodka and oysters? Boogers seasoned with hospital smell? That’s how I imagine it being, at least. Edit gibe me dark rum and beef tartar instead
minus-squarejivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoI have never heard of this, but I just looked it up and I guess i know what I’ll be trying next time we’re in oyster season I will report back when it is done
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoAgain - hot sauce is available
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoAt the end of the day, both are full of microplastics.
minus-squaremech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days ago oyster hot sauce stares at you motherfuckerly
Oyster: Filters all the gross gunk from the ocean
Humans: I’m going to eat this oyster without cooking it, yes it is gross that’s why there’s hot sauce.
Fuck the hot sauce, all you need is some cocktail sauce (with horseradish, not that tame ketchup shit) and it’s good to go
Doesn’t it usually go with vodka?
Vodka and oysters?
Boogers seasoned with hospital smell? That’s how I imagine it being, at least.
Edit gibe me dark rum and beef tartar instead
I have never heard of this, but I just looked it up and I guess i know what I’ll be trying next time we’re in oyster season
I will report back when it is done
I also eat ass.
Same taste as oysters.
Again - hot sauce is available
At the end of the day, both are full of microplastics.
Yep, and in the morning as well.
🤮
stares at you motherfuckerly