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minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYou also pull up your pants before washing your hands. If I were a germophobe, I’d be terrified of the two spots I grab to pull my pants up after pooping.
minus-squareChamomile 🐑@furry.engineerlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months ago@humorlessrepost @The_Picard_Maneuver I’m a germaphobe and yes this is literally true.
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoFinger 2 & 3: poop. Fingers 1, 4 & 5: trousers.
minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoare… are you getting poop on your pants???
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoAre you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
minus-squareJandroDelSol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agookay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles
You also pull up your pants before washing your hands. If I were a germophobe, I’d be terrified of the two spots I grab to pull my pants up after pooping.
@humorlessrepost @The_Picard_Maneuver I’m a germaphobe and yes this is literally true.
Finger 2 & 3: poop.
Fingers 1, 4 & 5: trousers.
are… are you getting poop on your pants???
Are you getting poop on your hands? I’m not, but I still wash my hands after.
okay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care
I sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles