Plot twist:
His wife is invited to the same party.
He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand.
Their kink is public sex.
They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties.
strong hotwife vibes.
Crass enough to wear a shirt like that but not enough to wear a shirt that says fuck on it.
Fuckin nerd
Random apostropheing?
because you chase captain morgan with diet coke?
Weakest tier of rum and coke right there.
I thought it was cherry Coke but I could be wrong. The hue of the photo seems to be off.
Im calling it as Dr. Pepper, another clasic shitty rum mixer.
Yeah I wouldn’t invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that
Figure? Feign? Face? Fathom? Foment? Facilitate? Feather?
Fund
Wifes need money in these times
Fool?
FIND
Sometimes they get lost.
Frighten? Faze? Ftraumatize?
Familiarize? Fabricate? Feed?
Fear
He has a commitment phobia.
Fuck knows what it is
Me at a swingers party and I brought my own swingset
Diet Dr pepper as a mixer should indeed get you banned
Wives get farted on enough, thank you very much.
What? Did my place get taken by that guy? I knew I should have fucked someone else’s wife more.
