fossilesque@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months agothere's no escape! brew another cup!mander.xyzimagemessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down10
arrow-up140arrow-down1imagethere's no escape! brew another cup!mander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square62linkfedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoI bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust. (Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)
minus-squareBatmanAoD@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months ago Hello, Rust developer. [My name, etc.] It works fine, and is written in C++. [Rest of challenge is the same.] Truly diabolical
minus-squareBatmanAoD@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoI know!! How can Jigsaw claim it “works fine”? He’d probably say something like “it’s battle-tested and state of the art.” What does that even mean??
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agorust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoYou just have to rebrand it as “iron-based ceramic”.
I bet the wheel would be better if it was written in Rust.
(Disclaimer: I have never actually written Rust.)
Truly diabolical
But it’s not memory safe!!
I know!! How can Jigsaw claim it “works fine”? He’d probably say something like “it’s battle-tested and state of the art.” What does that even mean??
Military-grade.
*passes Valgrind*
rust is a terrible material for wheels. Corrosion is not usually a good thing.
You just have to rebrand it as “iron-based ceramic”.