So 856,346 is the score to beat then?
Damn, I walk a fair amount recreationally (Pokemon GO), and I only have 10,000 km in the past 9 1/2 years. Well, according to my Pokrmon GO stats anyway. My day job is in an office though, so I don’t get as many steps passively.
I guess with that much masturbation, I can see how he died at 38.
Guess I’ll get my affairs in order.
Ripped his dick smoove off
Oh those pesky girlfreinds: neither a friend nor a fiend.
How is my guy only gonna poop 14 times in 38 years? My 3 year old kid has pooped twice 10 times that already
Because Europeans use decimals the way we use commas. It’s 14 thousand+ times
All useless stats. I want to know my rank in those categories. Or maybe percentile. Maybe that’s my boomer toxic trait, but I want to know how I stack up.
Yeah I want to know my win/loss record and world ranking at pool, chess, monopoly etc.
I don’t expect any of them to be great, just interested.
Also curious how many completely unique sentences I said/wrote.
First story in David Eaglemans book Sum is about this and goes a bit more into details with a fun twist: https://annas-archive.org/md5/78ce796e77c9b0bd0b4f1fabae08ca35
I bet they don’t even keep the stats anymore for Keith Richards.
died at 38
cigarettes: 4532
Seems legit
That’s about 11 packs a year starting at 18. A pack a month. That won’t kill you at 38 🤣
You absolutely could develop cancer that young from smoking that quantity of cigarettes and die
Yes you’re absolutely right! That could absolutely happen.
I stand by my statement.
They didn’t do the math
And can I get to choose some perks for my next life?
If no, here’s some suggestions:
- Intuitive hindsight: In your next life, you’ll have an “intuition”, which will be able to help you to help repeating good things and avoiding mistakes, but the more you change the new timeline, the less trustworthy it becomes.
- Supernatural talent: Based on your previous life’s talents, you can more easily guess how certain things works.
Forget stats, I want to see commented replays. Every time I missed a hint of person. Every person that got romantic/sexual feelings for me and the best time to make a move. Every time I lost something or got robbed. Shit like that. I’m really interested in that, even though it could be hell, when you realize how much you missed. To really rub salt into the wound, they could show you “what if” scenarios of missed opportunities. For example what would have happened if I did a bit better at a job interview? What if I applied for a job, where I skipped over the ad? Of course only realistic stuff and just one change. For example I never had any plans of getting a doctor and there would have been several different changes, to be remotely realistic.
Yᴏᴜ Hᴀᴠᴇ Dɪᴇᴅ
Pʀᴇss Fɪʀᴇ Tᴏ Rᴇsᴘᴀᴡɴ
That’s what I sometimes imagine the afterlife must be. But then you have to go through all the things you’ve experienced during your life in alphabetical order.
“Ok so these were all the moments you had a little farsightedness, up next all of your farts in a row”
145L of booze? Rookie numbers.
They drank themselves to death on the first go. It’s the only explanation.
I’m assuming that’s like pure alcohol (as alcohol related stats usually are to negate the difference in drinks), so if he only drank beer of around 5% he would have drank 8700 beers. Say he started drinking alcohol at the age of 16 that averages out to somewhere between 7 and 8 beers a week (or the wine/booze equivalent). While not exactly alcoholic levels, this is above average (depending on where he lived) and an unhealthy amount.
These are some wild stats. Why doesn’t he poop
Edit: I’m now remembering that comas and periods aren’t always used the way I’m used to
I was also thrown off by that.
I thought “damn died after only 1.5 rounds of sex. That’s rough buddy!”
Also curious about what constitutes 3.4 kisses. Lol
