Surprisingly touching, thanks for sharing
My ex from 16 years ago (16 year olds) wished me happy birthday the other week. Was weird we’re both married with kids and never speak at all
Weird but sweet anyway
Yeah just way outta the blue, now the real question is so I have to remember hers now? Cause I don’t think i do haha
She’s DTF
(Doing The Friendship)
Gay: didn’t wish for a blowjob, fake: she probably thinks of him too.
I gotta admit, I like wholesome greentexts
fug where is the funny!?! 😭
Fake: anon had a girlfriend
Gay: anon had dated someone who had sex with a man
I seriously don’t get what’s fun about this nihilism and gay-shaming.
It’s just a running joke for greentexts to call them “fake and gay”, which became having to come up with some justification to attach both labels to the story instead of just saying it is. This is completely regardless of what the greentext actually consists of.
The more you have to stretch to make the labels fit, the funnier it is.
Imagine fumbling so hard that you don’t get with a girl who is so into you that she wants you around while she’s dying of cancer.
I did not expect anything wholesome from this c/…
Ngl I thought this was going to be a really fucked up greentext as soon as I read the word “cancer”.
This anon’s alright!
And not exactly alt-right!
