cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months agoThe difference between programmers and testerslemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squaremspencer712@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoLove this, 100% accurate. QA people are amazing, protect us from ourselves in so many ways we didn’t even think of.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoMost of the best QA folks I’ve worked with had teenage children. I imagine dealing with developers is similar.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoBut they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke: A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. “qwertyuiop” beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames.
minus-squarethisissam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoBathroom testing was not in scope. This one’s on management.
Love this, 100% accurate. QA people are amazing, protect us from ourselves in so many ways we didn’t even think of.
Most of the best QA folks I’ve worked with had teenage children.
I imagine dealing with developers is similar.
But they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
“qwertyuiop” beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.
Bathroom testing was not in scope.
This one’s on management.