• Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    We’ve got a different flying musician problem in the bedroom. One of the blood-sucking kind…

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Mosquito: … hummmmmmmmmm … imma fly here … hummmmmm … imma fly there … hummmmmmmm … imma land here … hummmmmmm … imma try to land on your face … hummmmmmmmmmm … imma fly back here … hummmmmmmmmm … imma stay quiet for a while … … … … (5 mins later) … hummmmmm imma fly here … hummmmmmmmm … might sting you … hummmmmmmmm … but maybe not … hummmmmmmmmmm … imma fly here again … hummmmmmm

      … it’s usually at this point you feel the second little bastard that’s been sucking blood behind your elbow the whole time.