🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agoAnon makes some changessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAnon makes some changessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agomessage-square75linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoYou don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoTwist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
minus-squareshynoise@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoScream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoIf you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
minus-squaregurty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 days agoInterviewer: So, you have an impressive resume… Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone
Speaking from experience
If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…
Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS