• jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Oscar would be red hat?

        Would Dwight be arch?

        If we allow any *nix, I think Stanley should be AIX.

        Creed would be Tails.

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          Dwight would be Artix. Michael would be Arch. Ryan, I think Manjaro, banished to the cupboard. The short-lived “I’m aware of the effect I have on women” manager would be Nix.

          Jim is Debian, Pam is Mint, and (guy who was engaged to Pam and I can’t remember his name) is Ubuntu.

          Judgemental and sanctimonious cat lady might be Guix or GNU/Hurd, always on the others’ ass about not being “free” enough. Kevin is either Gentoo or LFS.

          And the warehouse staff, who actually get shit done, are the BSDs.

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    I’ve only been on Linux about a year. I started with Bazzite and then switched to Garuda. Garuda is Arch based but has always been fast and easy, even with an Nvidia card.

    Am I missing something? Arch seems fine.

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      I’m pretty sure this is a joke about yay (“Yet Another Yogurt - An AUR Helper Written in Go”), when you have it installed you can just type yay into the terminal and update your system including all AUR packages.

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          You might be using the AUR and don’t even know it. The Chaotic AUR repository might be enabled and i think it is enabled by default on garuda.

          The chaotic aur is a bunch of pre compiled versions of apps from the AUR. It doesn’t have all the AUR packages but it has a bunch.

          You can check by looking for [chaotic- aur] in your /etc/pacman.conf file.

          grep "\[chaotic-aur]" /etc/pacman.conf

          If enabled pacman will handle those packages without the need for an aur helper like yay.

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    I am saddened to announce that I may have to drop my arch based distro due to me being unable to attain a wife. Will revisit once married.