Anyone who finds fault with this list = Skill issue.
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Oops, all vim!
How do I get off Google voice?
Guess what? :)
Vim
Gotta run vim under emacs eshell
and finally you replace vim with nano
Cast out the unbeliever! Drive them from our light! Let them not pass amongst the true believers lest they lead others astray!
I-i-it’s surely okay, as they must have meant neovim, r-r-right?!?!?!?!
Grrrr. Neovim? I question your devotion to the cause of righteousness. Think well upon your choices lest you too be cast out from the light of the glory of the almighty vim!
This is one of those threads where it is like all of you are just speaking funny(?) gibberish at each other.
That’s not gibberish, those are hilarious jokes using sophisticated vim commands. Here’s another, which you have no hope of understanding, but vim users will love:
:%s/ass/butt/g
:wq!
Mom: we have Google Maps at home
Google Maps at home: Vim
“YESS! YESSSSS! GIVE IN TO YOUR EMACS SIDE!!!”
Google Search really sucks these days. I can’t find any images of Richard M. Stallman as a Sith lord, even though I’m sure vi fans have made several edits by now. …It’s been a while.
I wish
This feels like a meme a vim user would make about emacs being bloated
If you use Vim you’ll never use any other software
The problem with using Vim is that you have to learn Vim, but early in my career I was in single-ecosystem shops that all used IDE’s for whatever tech (Microsoft= Visual Studio, Java = Eclipse / NetBeans, PHP = Sublime Text, arguably not an IDE)
By the time I got to the point in my career where I got to choose the tooling, VSCode was already a thing and it has an extension for anything you can think of.
So I never had to learn Vim, and now it’s in the too-hard basket, and VSCode is ubiquitous and works surprisingly well
You might change your mind when you hit rock bottom and have to claw your way back with a 2011 shitbox laptop that attempts to kill itself if you dare to open a second firefox tab or, case in point, VSCode or anything that has been built with Electron.
I learnt vim and neovim out of necessity - because it takes only 30 MB on RAM
That silly program can’t trick me! I used Vim last year and I’m totally able to use other programs!
…I just have to use Vim also at all times!
So I recently switched to vim as my text editor. And started using vimwiki for notes. But I must know what insanity could one possibly do with a Text editor other than… Well text edit.
I would respond… but I can’t figure out how to exit Vim
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You used the wrong icon. It should be emacs
I am a firm believer of (neo)vim being the pinnacle of editing. My workdays start with vim and end with vim. But vim is not the everything app, which the e in emacs probably stands for.
HOWEVER, there are vim plugins for almost everything, which is pretty cool. This point goes to you, emacs rivals. Let’s keep it between us and not the vs code or IDE weirdos
How the fuck did you beat me to it and get so many up votes so fast
Only acceptable in eVil form
Doom Emacs for those who have truly ascended.
It should be Neovim and Lua. Nobody should be subjected to the curse and torment of writing Elisp.
Is it possible to downvote a comment twice?
Upvote it first.
Genius!
Neovim*
nvim
Yeah, emacs makes way more sense for this one
The only thing emacs is missing is a text editor
Surely someone has used the built-in Lisp interpreter to emulate a feature exact
nano.That actually made me laugh out loud. Well done
oh man. all the old jokes are new again. shit, am i basically a dad now?
Well, seeing as I’m more than a decade younger than emacs… I guess so?
I saw that reply and figured I’d just let the whippersnappers enjoy themselves 😅
it’s a healthy sign of a community when dad jokes enter the cultural milieu as something that’s passed from generation to generation. we inherited these jokes, handed them down, and someday they’ll be handed down again
Grandpa, will you tell me the story about the black and orange computer screens please?
Next thing you know people aren’t going to know that EMACS stands for Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping. Or why that’s funny.
Today I learned
The only thing emacs is missing is a text editor
How dare you. I’m sending the church of emacs after your ass.
Free software song starts playing
That’s why evil-mode exists
yea, emacs even has a doctor
Why do you say that?
M-x doctor
In emacs, ESC then x then type doctor, I remember this from 30 years ago
Is it because you say “I remember this from 30 years ago” that emacs has a doctor?
C-x M-c M-butterfly
And the only thing preventing us mortals from having such power is the lack of a
butterflykey on our keyboards
I don’t even agree with the meme and I hate this comment.
listen here, you little shit
This would make more sense with Emacs /ducks
NGL this was my first thought, and I don’t even use Emacs!
M-x psychoanalyze-pinhead
Now I Declare The Start of The Holy EDITOR WAR!!!
Perfection
