you’d be pessimistic too if you lived under the tsardom and then the ussr. poor guys havent had good leadership in like 500 years.
German literatur: “i will not die for my word lives on. I mearly sleep in the forest/mountain/rivers”
Russian literature is somehow too life-like.
Well, at least the Italians lived… right?
This reminds me of classic Everquest, in which some players argued that Ogre players were better because for a long time there was a bug compelling the guards of their own home city to try to kill them.
The Great Gasby: I’ll die for the freedom to fuck that guy’s wife.
Also a weird amount of Hebrew literature at least that which is contained in the Bible.
Chinese litterature: “Nobody dies ! And look, nobody is questioning it !”
More like, ‘I will die for my parents’ if we’re comparing literary classics.
Don’t forget “Obey the emperor and more importantly his imperial bureaucracy”
Theres a fun Russian Fairy Tale, Vasilisa, that has a young girl with an evil stepmother who does everything in her power to kill Vasilisa including sending her directly to the child-eating evil witches house with her talking human skeleton fence, 3 armored knight familiars, and 3 sets of severed hands. Nothing works and instead the stepmother and stepsisters die in a fire. Sometimes Vasilisa marry’s a king but that part of the story isn’t consistent.
Hey German fairy tales aren’t the only fucked up ones.
The weirdos that now roam the internet making furry fanfic and whatnot were the ones making up fairy tales in the past. Same fuck ups, different medium.
The brothers Grimm; original ao3 posters.
The brothers Grimm were more like guys on forums look at weird shit and going “Well ain’t this fucked up.” The brothers Grimm were simply anthropologists of their contemporary, also according to their research Odin is fucking everywhere and was still fucking with folks long after the Christian god took root mostly through the Wild Hunt.
Russian “I will die for nothing”
Latin American literature: “they are killing us”