If by “straight” you mean heterosexual and you’re doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.
This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you’re trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life.
Bold of you to think anons story is real and straight
If by “straight” you mean heterosexual and you’re doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.
NOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!
I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing.
Maybe. Idk, I mostly read the comments just to get some perspective from other people so I can enrich myself and be a better person.
It does get annoying though when that is interrupted by the fake/gay joke comments tho.
This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you’re trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life.
Maybe he enjoys hearing perspectives from basement-dwellingneckbeards & incels 😏
Is this your first green text?
Still gay though.
It’s more fun to play along, and unless I’m missing something, I kept it gender neutral.
Anon is on the internet. No girls there.
Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake.
Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay.