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They used Skype.
If anyone says aliens, I’m just going to call you speciesist towards your own people.
But they had to use the aliens’ cloud based Teams. It’s well known that humans didn’t have computers at that time.
The aliens theory is only used against brown civilizations.
Nonono, that’s not how it works. See:
Lots of slaves
Threw human death and suffering at it until it was done.
No, no, the question was how The Colloseum was made, not Teams.
They had some pretty effective motivation techniques.
No no, they were indentured servants.
You mean prisoners with jobs?
Incarcerated persons with mandatory employment opportunities.
Where there is a Whip, there is a Way.
They weren’t afraid to use better torturing methods than Teams.
I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.
Oof that hits hard.
They had agile back then?
The more agile you were the longer you lasted in the arena.
They used Argile.
Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity
Copilot in teams! Chatgpt 5! I dont give a fuck get out of my messaging app. I get these popups everyday
Before e-slaves, we had real slaves made of organic grass fed flesh.
Well they certainly didn’t build it all in one day, that’s for sure.
Vespasian was a pretty cool dude. What you’re looking at used to be Nero’s fun place or whatever. Trick is to have tons of money like Microsoft
Eh, Vespasianus is the reason I can’t even piss at a train station without fucking paying.
They built it because they DIDN’T HAVE Teams.
I feel like “because” should have been in caps here, or is it just me? That’s how I read it anyway.
I see you’re quite good with sarcasm.
I mean it certainly wasn’t built at a desk at home where I use teams.
Slaves.
