There’s an Android app with firmware for the watch that supports notifications, so the watch has the potential for smart features

But it looks like there’s no equivalent app for Graphene OS, so in effect, you’re right, no smart features

Commenting because no-one mentioned the Watchy

Response: “have they tried turning it off and on again?”

No way! I didn’t know you could cycle through the results like that… awesome!

Works as long as you didn’t put something silly in your nvim config like

vim.keymap.set("ca", "q!", "echo 'not so fast!'")

I love the flat earther energy in this

sudoers getting renamed to grownups

The original article is paywalled (I mean, registration-walled?), this summary is not

404 Media reported that 4chan users claimed to be sharing personal data and selfies from Tea after discovering an exposed database.

They need a cow bell