Did you go to a shelter ir the humane society? The city run shelters just want to make sure you own the home you are in or at least have the owner’s permission before you get a dog. Humane societies are private entities that pick and choose and are almost impossible to get a pet from anymore.

I’ll be sure to ask my mom to die in 3 months from now so that i can get my seat on a plane. I’s supposed to be that you give the airline a copy of the death certificate and they allow you to fly for a discounted rate.

Because she never got her snatch snacked on by omnisexual enby. It’s like trying to make a 9th century hermit listen to death metal

That’s because Thatcher and Reagan are essentially just modern liberals who openly detest minorities.

I’ve never understoodbthe appeal of a resort. Growing up we would visit my mom’s family in northern England, touring museums and ruins around Yorkshire and Northumbria, far flung from the tourist hotspots other Americans would visit. I suppose that comes from my old sailor grandpa. He was always adamant about eating where the locals ate, so we did that everywhere we went

Why would i meed a bridge simulator when i could just go visit my grandma and play with her and the other ladies at the retirement home?

Yeah, pretty sure the cunt that shut down all the industries in the North because workers went on strike didn’t give a flying fuck about helping people.

Restaurants are always short staffed and a single person quitting usually fucks them up for a week. Losing 5 staffers can straight up kill a restaurant if they are going through a slow period.

Yeah, and fortunately the DLC the host has ourchased alis available to all party members when doing multiplayer, even if others haven’t purchased it. I would say that PI does DLC properly.

I think if i have to spend every dime on rent and food, i would just kill myself since at that point you are only living to work.

It’s still better to have a server like that run hot for a while before someone who knows what up can open it back rather than allowing someone to just walk up, accidentally close it, and shut everything down. If your laptop is mission critical, no sleep when closed needs to be on

Apparently the calculator i used refers only to pre-1982 pennies. But those are still plentiful and can be found without issue

$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days

I have a tiny 5ft fridge in a 15sq ft kitchen. I barely have enough space in my frodge for my essentials, so what am i supposed to do with an ounce of something that came in a can? I’ll have to buy another can of it, which will now leave me with 2 ounces the next time. Home cookbooks call for ingredients to be used in the quantities you buy them in, because no one cares how much cream of mushroom you put in your casserole, or if you used 450g of green beans vs 700. I’m not wasting a storage container or valuable food space on a small amount of leftover ingredients that could have just gone into my dinner without anyone noticing. That seems much better than just letting it sit in my fridge for 2 weeks before being theown away

So what’s your plan to do with the remainder of the can if you don’t use the full thing? Your casserole will be fine if you just do the whole can

Did you plan on only using 4/5 of the can of whatever if the weight didn’t match up? What the hell am i gonna do with an ounce of evaporated milk?

The restaurant i work at uses a system called “Future POS” which inspired me to write that over all the baby pics of me at my parents place

Spotify is fairly tight about who they allow to upload music. Spotify doesn’t act like an open forum, it is a controlled market where they act as a middleman between the listener and the rights holder of the media. A party you have a commercial contract with is using your resources for financial gain.

I would be in serious trouble if i let my brother run a meth lab out of my storage unit outside of town. If Spotify is allowing people to post that content, they should be held liable.