There are other things too, like his mother’s habit of weaponized eccentricity where she would give you literal garbage for Christmas presenta because she liked to pretend she was very poor even though she has more money than any of her kids, but she liked to see your face drop when you opened the gift which was trash to anyone else, and just a whole whack of other things. Narcissists are wild.

My significant other’s parents gave me a used roll of duct tape one year. This actually makes so much fucking sense reading your comment.

That is so crazy for me on a personal level because I’m the exact opposite. My brain has a really hard time processing auditory instructions.