This isn’t mild. Please post to the correct community next time.

Nice

Three, actually. They never got around to making 1-3

No! $80 for now!

I ended up reinstalling without Win 10 and it still isn’t finding it. I’ll have to check on a toggle later

I decided to go with Linux mint. After installing it alongside windows, it won’t boot into either. If I reboot from my USB stick, it says that maybe it’s too far away from the start of the drive to be detected. But I believe there is some intel /hp stuff that includes some kind of boot that might also be interfering. Does anyone have a good way forward from here?

Link from boot repair: https://paste.ubuntu.com/p/GJcsXfRkrj/