Let’s replace the road with something more durable! Iron should do the trick. Also if everything is attached, only 1 person really needs to drive! That would free up a lot of people’s time.

It’s a job that requires a lot of self reflection, I’m not sure I’m ready for that.

I order the club sandwich all the time and I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it!

• Mitch Hedberg

This sandwich is not part of the club.