on only using one hand and a fork as a knife

Moroccanoil

ah, the 'ol name and country switcheroo!

5. blow for drugs

bears?

snaps finger

and you learn to accept it

give them some flash drives and the latest windows update… at least they’ll learn how to troubleshoot.

and here i thought decanting was just for wine. which I’m pretty sure most inmates don’t do with their homebrew.
now if only we could get them some homebrew software to get away from these floppy disks.

what makes it pasta is she came over for rice and ended up making gnocchi

it do be like that sometimes often

just call him daddy

Even McDonalds is 11!

used to be all day

nah I get those at work instead of a raise

there’s a five finger discount

why, it meanders you say?

in some states and I guess the UK it is.
and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wrong half most the time.

the boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime.
that’s why I shit on company time.