Nope, parody is free speech. Suck it, Microsoft.

Theoretically it shouldn’t matter if I’m “in the country” illegally

I’m Canadian. I’m going to get this app and try to get paid.

Honestly, my thought was “that’s it?”

Where I live, which isn’t that big of a city we’ve got way more than 3 demographics.

Just hand and mouth stuff most of the time and a diddy-sized barrel of lube after sanding down the unit for special occasions