Meep meep motherfucker.

I choose to believe my ancestors look on me in envy and take pride in their lineage.

What is this toxic marriage boomer bullshit?

I really hope this makes the crystal axe useable later in the game. I absolutely love the look of it, but it feels like I’m fighting in a pool.

For me that’s the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it’s the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.

I always just call the bluff. Offer them the receipt before they ask and they’re totally ok with you walking off with half the items unbought.

This is actually a great way to practice improvisation as a general skill. When you start looking at it, most foods are basically different variations of each other. If you break it down to what it brings to a dish, you end up with some incredibly weird combinations that actually aren’t bad at all. Once you’re good at it in the kitchen you’ll find yourself applying it to everything.

You can substitute potato in stews with apples and cornstarch to get the exact same texture but a light botanical taste that complements chicken herbs very well.

I’ve been digitizing my spouse’s massive dvd collection and hosting them in the house on jellyfin. All the convenience, none of the cost.

Who do you think is holding the camera, bigfoot?

My insurance won’t cover it so I have to take Novemugust…

While my initial reaction to this was “wholly fuck that’s expensive” I realize that all those modifiers would make it close to a grand at a glasses shop.

Zennioptical.com

I got mine for $30, they can make them mute expensive, but for just glasses, it’s perfect.