I had bangers and mash once because a family member made it. It was super good. She told me she couldn’t get proper bangers and had to substitute with some other sausage. (Don’t remember which) I presume that if she used proper bangers it would have been gross.

Don’t want to get unalived for calling someone a PDF file.

I specifically reminded her - bedside table! On the Kangaroo! I said the words, “Don’t forget my father’s watch!”

One of them almost got me back in the day as a cashier. It was one of my first days. After the transaction I felt something was off so I told my supervisor. The supervisor had gotten scammed by the same guy when he was new. Apparently this guy sought out the new cashiers. My supervisor actually went and got the guy before he left and actually said “excuse me sir, I believe the cashier gave you too much change.” The guy didn’t even dispute it and gave exactly the amount he shorted me. ($50) He absolutely knew what he was doing, and almost got away with it.

We don’t serve people who awaken trolls here

Hell, I think the OG iPods w the clickwheel did too

I like that in Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry wears one to ward off people.

Brb, gonna put a maxi pad on my ear in his honor

Yeah, better pay cash n wear a mask tho. They are starting to bust people for that.

https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/self-checkout-machine-retail-theft-shopping/64244074

100%. My brother in-law is like 10 years younger than me. Holy fuck is he stupid. Man has stage 4 Joe Rogan /gpt induced brain rot

Hunter Biden just dropped a 3 hr interview with Andrew Callahan. Honestly, I never thought I’d say it, but after watching, I’d absolutely vote former crack addict Hunter Biden for president

https://youtu.be/XBbkt2vYC4M

I’m using Grok to raise my kids. They’ve learned tons of important lessons about who controls the media.