‘Have I failed as a father?’ well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.

Buuuut, we all know you aren’t even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don’t we?

be uni student

Studying for finals

neckbeard walks into study room

“I’m just looking for my phone” loudly snickering

He procedes to let tip one of the loudest farts known to man

Leaves while quietly laughing to himself

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A certain someone has a penchant for making sweet love to upholstered furniture (allegedly).