Rhynoplaz

Whoops. Almost forgot, Thoughts and prayers.

Now that that’s out of the way, any other good jokes?

Remember when Mortal Kombat came out and we all started ripping each other’s heads off and pulling out still beating hearts? Those were the days.

Ive had some friends get spooked by things, but my own experiences have always been very pleasant.

Dad jokes, after dark.

And look how much happier I am for not hearing about it back then! 😂

Am I the only one enjoying the recent increase in “shadow” launches? I really appreciate not having to wait months or years or decades (looking at you Bethesda) after first hearing about a game.

Not so much beat them, as “became so much of a nuisance that it wasn’t worth crossing the ocean to keep us”

Also, I actually agree with the sentiment that the 2nd is to protect the 1st, but here we are with another school shooting and a president that wants to revoke broadcasting licenses for anyone who disagrees with him.

Obviously, the labels are above the button they correspond with unless the label is underneath its button.

Isn’t Fortnite still in beta or something?

I agree with the towers. Worst part of the game.

My main intention on my remastered playthrough was to try to break the game through spell creation and enchanting. I ended up with a few spells that would turn me invisible and pump my speed and acrobatics to insane levels. Most of those tower levels have you running all over and opening gates, but I just jumped over them and avoided every enemy as I sprinted to the top.

Balatro ate up a good chunk of my 2025

Also Oblivion Remastered.

I don’t understand the hate, so I’ll try explaining myself and either redeem myself or dig myself deeper.

Religious zealots have been trying to ban explicit material since forever.

Saying Project 2025 caused the Steam ban is like saying Tipper Gore caused Project 2025.

EDIT: Ok, I went back to make sure I didn’t miss something, and I did. This 2025 guy’s group pressured the payment companies to put the squeeze on steam, who folded like a house of cards.

My bad, he did kind of cause this, or at least instigate it.

Correlation is not causation.

I oversimplified for comedic effect, but the animation was just terrible in that movie. All of the character movement was awkward and didn’t feel natural at all.

The thoughts were, what could be more realistic than the motions of real actors? And the answer was: nearly everything. Sure, we use motion capture, but we’ve mixed it with traditional animation theory and fine tuned it to work. Far from the awkward mirroring they did in FF.

In mother fucking 2001 we had Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

I walked into that movie as an animation student wondering how motion capture and 3D animation would change the industry.

I walked out convinced that the industry will not give a fuck about any of that trash.

This is the best part of the ads in question:

Except on Mondays where it’s free if you’re a local resident of the county.

I read this and immediately knew who posted it.

But how can you expect me to think about things like this, when there’s a possibility of someone with genitals that don’t look like mine in my restroom?

Played the Heretic remake. Pretty fun to come back to that one after 30 years. 😂

I might try Hexen next, I hear they made it much better, but the original wasn’t great at all.

Mmm. I’ll take the super salad.