Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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  • Miles O'Brien@startrek.websitetoProgrammer Humor@programming.devDiligence
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    2 months ago

    You ask a bunch of questions about a task in order to convince the client that the task doesn’t need to be done at all.

    I ask a bunch of questions because I’ve forgotten half the answers already and am trying to make enough stick that I can make something close enough they don’t notice my attention is wandering while they blather.

    We are not the same.




  • I have sat for nearly 10 minutes while the unbelted person fumed mostly silently

    You get one chance to put it on before I pull the car over and put it in park. In this case I turned the car off, pulled out my headphones, and started watching Lord of the Rings on my phone.

    The best driver in the world can still get T-boned at an intersection or rear ended at a stop sign. I’m the one driving, you will abide by my safety rules. Take your own vehicle or ride the bus if you don’t want a seat belt.


  • In the current world, we don’t care about what you should and shouldn’t do to protect yourself, but only about what appears to be proper

    We can’t actually DO anything, because they haven’t officially declared an open war, and defending yourself against attacks just wouldn’t be proper

    Now please go quietly protest away from anyone that considers it an inconvenience. It’s what’s proper, you know.

    Note: I am from the US and when I say “we” I mean the collective peoples of earth, not to indicate I am from the UK.