We’re whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain’t no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune.

The ballad of Billy John

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kMbLImbrjgQ

Eleven is grown up with a kid and the show hasn’t gotten to season five yet.

And I thought it was a long way down the road to the chemist

Not a new concept, slot machines already offer this

They’re in Jacksonville

Before the API thing there was only one “am I the asshole” subreddit.

So why doesn’t that work for sleeping at night

Wouldn’t he still answer no?

This is like those YouTube videos but without the sketchy piracy link in the comments

You can’t eat an AI

Honey, I’ve come into some money, and I’m going to need a new sandwich

9 am on a workday, 7 am on a day off

I thought that was to drown out the engine

An individual sausage is called a link

Would you say, maybe, the illusion was lost?

Then he shall be silently notified

Covid memes are back

If they let you take lunch at the end of the day to leave sooner that creates a loophole to say they gave you your lunch break without actually doing so

During the day go out

During night use an air conditioned sleep pod (cheaper than cooling the whole home)