Hence the qualifier “weak-ass”.

Unless it’s some weak-ass plastic, “not dishwasher safe” usually means that certain parts of the item may experience cosmetic damage, and the company got tired of fielding complaints about that.

Panicky Merman

“The” admins? All that spam was coming from new accounts made at instances with little oversight.

1. “Fully autonomous”. Sure it is.
2. “We can touch our community in ways we have never done before.” I’m sure the community will feel especially touched and not at all intimidated by multiton robots rolling through their neighborhoods instead of, I dunno, actual people.
3. I’m certain that when one of these maims someone, everyone will run to the head of the line to take responsibility and handle the situation with thoughtfulness and care.

If this deal falls through, we’re not going to make our Wednesquarterly numbers!

Just give me a Wednessecond.

This is a container ship. All those big ones are containers ships.

Hey, you’re that mango expert

This is the way.

Buy a bookmark? For like $5? Use the $5 bill instead, and have some emergency coffee money with your book at all times.

I always swell somewhere when receiving a compliment.

I ran away so fast. They couldn’t catch me because Saigon.

My heart swells with pride.