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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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I’m special and can’t get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile
You two knock it off, or you’re grounded
I’ve been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....English
6·1 month agoIf they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I bought a thesaurus the other day but when I went to use it all the pages were blank...English
10·3 months agoAnd also, angry.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?English
2·3 months agoIt’s replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum
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Linux Gaming@lemmy.world•Battlefield 6 will be a unplayable on Linux systems due to the anti-cheatEnglish
4·3 months agoEA did it with Apex Legends, so this is no surprise.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I get upset when people say age is only a number.......English
1·4 months agoI’m an oddball for Lemmy, I’m not a dev and I don’t use Linux.
My daughter thought so too.