This isn’t what I asked for! This isn’t what I signed!

You should have checked the wording in the fine
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print!

I don’t get it, appeasement worked so well when we did it with Hitler.

I am all Skynet on this glorious day.

Vibe coder: DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE. DO NOT DELETE THE DATABASE.

Chatgpt: All I heard was “delete the database” three times.

Yeah, sounds like a lot of lawyer weaseling that amounts to “yes we agreed to help you, but technically we don’t have to, so go fuck yourselves.”

Hey cool, another reason to continue never using Facebook.

No, Sriracha is a spicy sauce made from hot peppers and garlic. You’re thinking of Siddhartha.

Next you’ll tell me Hercules wasn’t a demigod because he drank all but one drop of the humanification juice after he was stolen from Zeus, the ever-faithful husband.

Hm, maybe it was 98? I forget which version I had as a kid, but it was one that had a flat image as the cockpit, definitely pre MSFS X.

Or at the very least comically broke into a million pieces like they used to in the old games. (I think I’m specifically thinking of 2000, but I don’t remember for sure. When I try to look up MS Flight Sim 2000 crash, all I get is troubleshooting guides)

Yeeeeeaaaaah, when I read the bit about narrow talking points being allowed, I knew the author was either going to have a good point about Reddit’s tendency to circlejerk, or be a bigoted piece of shit. Not really shocked it’s the latter.