Lol. Well let’s split the difference then…molotov dildo.

You were thinking dildo, I was thinking molotov cocktail. We are not the same.

Former boss: How do I make my computer run faster?

Me: you could install more RAM.

FB: Oh do I download that from the internet?

Me: …no, it’s hardware…you have to open the computer up and physically put it in there.

FB: I should have known that, I majored in Computer Science

…I was fired a week later because she “felt threatened”. Lol.