me literally every time

pfffffft-

cum…

ASSembly yes

yes, the typo

this was made by a friend who uses rails with ruby…and is ass at ruby

aw

or uiua

man that was the command that first got me into the terminal lol

it was also how i made a christmas tree when there was none: launch cmd, change the colors to a christmas-y palette (spefifically red on green) and run tree. bam. christmas tree. look heres a screenshot

teach them batch, theyll ask for an ibm pc and a floppy

teach them basic, theyll ask for a c64 instead. and a cassette, apart from the floppy

as a middle i refuse too

wat

is the blue magic another name for the bsod

yes thats what my music teacher calls trackers too

i didnt say any grandma, i said specifically mine, who follows that trope. idk how yours is but mine is like that

in my case replacing my grandma with “everyone at my school” also works, i chose my grandma just to vary a bit

yes my favorite game is the arch package manager

thats one of the nicknames the school jocks came up with about me

and i just accepted it bc i actually found it fitting so they had to think of another one lol

mine doesnt even know how to add a custom ringtone to her phone

yay

ive only seen them as separate ports tho even in recent pcs