Every time I see Heard, all I can think is, “She shits on beds! Who does that?!”

“Think of the people!”

Pride goeth … and it’s gonna be SO nice to see Trump, Miller, Hegseth, and the rest of that orange anus motorboating crew begin their life sentences one day.

It’s the next Big Thing: Oil Cocktails!

McDonalds Rep: It’s not really fair you dug up Andre the Giant to hold our large fries in your picture.

Me at 12:02am “Ooh! This distro looks interesting! I’ll just install it and configure it and add a few programs here and there”.

Me at 7:02am “Why do I always do this so late?!”