Not me reading mate in Spanish as in matar.

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Okay so I saw someone yesterday also walking home with a chair, but my real question is who the fuck needs just one single dining room chair? Do y’all not have sets?

I mean, I don’t even have a dining room so I guess who am I to talk but it was just confusing to me.

And just as PSA for anyone else, even if (or especially if?) not in the States, if your insurance doesn’t cover therapy, a TON of therapists/counsellors offer sliding scale. Don’t be afraid to ask.

I have a similar Halloween themed one that my aunt made for me. Honestly these are cool af.

“Now say thank you”

*derecha (right)

Oh thank you, I’ve never seen that but it seems like a good idea. We currently split the treats anyway and kind of treat them like play-doh.

These don’t work for me at all. Pill pockets on the other hand? Lifesavers.

For some reason my cat only likes the ones thst are for dogs though.

I have a favourite cafe near where I live but I cant afford to go there every day 😭

100% though there are groups of retired folks that definitely do meet up there regularly like in these shows.

It’s not illegal where I live but it’s against my union rules (though it’s not a labour job). They have super strict rules about exactly when we should take our breaks. I get it in principle because there are asshole bosses who would try to force people to work through their breaks or shame them into it, but it really sucks for those of us who just don’t mind pushing through so we can leave early or like to take late lunches.

I was frustrated that the article only mentioned that the firm wasn’t the target but didn’t mention who was so I looked it up. NFL is not what I expected at all. I’m all for Luigi-ing billionaires, but this one is just a sad story for everyone involved.

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

Instander is an ad-free version of Instagram. Also, you can review all the data they (meta) has on you and you’ll see what websites have been sharing your data (whether you know it or not). You can check you ad preferences to see how they are personalizing things for you. From my understanding it’ll also base stuff off what your Instagram/fb friends view/like so even if you turn it off but your partner has shown any interest in it, you may get it too.

Good lord are we back to this

One of my first sessions with my therapist, I said something that made them crack and go “WHAT”. They apologized almost immediately for losing their composure but I’ve been chasing that high ever since.