I feel like nixos doesn’t belong on this meme, and I’m happy it’s not. While it’s technically Linux, I feel like it’s different enough that learning nix only teaches you a bit about Linux and a lot about nix.

I thought the bed size was chosen as standard so it would fit a standard 4x8 sheet of plywood. What’s the point of it can’t fit that?

I literally don’t use soap or conditioner in my hair except right before I get it cut. They are always like “wow! You have such healthy hair!” Your hair will take care of itself.

Looks like he’s using gnome, you can tell by the top bar. Also Linux man is Linus Torvalds and last I heard he used fedora. Which checks out since it uses gnome as default.