FOSS. The uptime is phenomenal

Or, you know, make an alias

I’m just talking about the quality of the product, not their shady business practices. By the way, it’s easy for them to appear less hostile now that they almost have the monopoly on pc and office apps

Clippy is a symbol of a decent company, pre-enshittification

Jokes on you, Italy has been doing it since forever, regardless of the criticism from local media and humanitarian organizations

Literal spaghetti

They don’t need safety for children, they need their parents to think they are safer

Well, I’m in favor of default donor status, if the organs are not harvested for money

Next: registration plate for every pedestrian to attach on the back side, and mandatory insurance