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…holiday special: don’t colonialise life-day…

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…is there any footage of genevieve bojold’s performance as elizabeth janeway?..

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…yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man…

Also that’s what the famous mud wizard was protesting.

…that’s f*cking beautiful, man: you just made my day…

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…somewhere between 1984 and 2014, peak dystopian satire became peak aspirational lifestyle: is it any wonder that balls-out cartoon fascism is celebrated by half the planet a decade later?..

…man, nobody releases cards for my tapwave zodiac anymore…

…just use your tongue to pull the door open, that way you can keep your hands freshly-cleaned…

…what if i’m a domestic cat?..

…it’s just a paper towel, but i can understand the confusion…

…hormones and time, mostly: i haven’t been able to pull off that look for thirty years and trust me when i say that you wouldn’t want to see me try…

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the reason we need you || what we need you for
( choose one )

…yep, eight employers over three decades?..pretty sucky but also pretty ubiquitous, and every time you hop jobs you start over from zero again…

…stateside standard for private-sector salaried positions is ten working days per year (combined illness/vacation) which begin accruing after a six-month probationary period; some employers increase that to fifteen or twenty days for long-tenured staff after several / many years of continuous employment, but it varies…

…for hourly positions, you’re paid only for actual hours worked…

…government positions tend to be much more generous with holidays, vacation, and sick leave, although compensation is typically lower than the private sector; large corporations often fall somewhere between those two extremes…

…that’s just a shatner filter…