When I last played them Dolphin really struggled, but fortunately you can buy a Wii and the discs for a few quid each!

MRW I run git blame to find out who wrote this appalling hack

I’m not really a “plot” sort of gamer so probably don’t have a huge amount of experience to choose from, but Undertale really sounds like it fits the bill. It’s all laughs and jokes until it’s not.

The thing about Arsenal is they always try and wank it in

Sticker Star kind of ruined Paper Mario for me. Super Paper Mario had already gone quite weird, but in a good way - the combat was completely different but it still felt like the original and TTYD in terms of the levelling, exploration, and plot.

Sticker Star, Colour Splash, and Origami King are very linear in comparison, their lack of experience makes battles largely pointless, and the obsession with giant household objects and nameless toad NPCs is getting tedious.

The latest three games were all still enjoyable, but they’re really nothing on the first three.

Well I can think of a few things wrong with Kryten’s favoured method of plugging in his “cable”

I think frying that guy’s brain was a lethal option, but the worse one from that level is the brothers who have their tongues torn out and get thrown into their own mines as slaves. Corvo’s blade really is the kinder option!

I rarely need to do it but what’s wrong with just plugging in a cable?

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More of a symbiot than a parasite, it’s not like the host doesn’t benefit from them!

You’ll know you completed the installation successfully when you look down and see the socks have materialised