tomiant

Thanks GPT.

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Oh shit if it’s queer friendly it’s obviously good!

It’s worse than that. They will usurp rule of law and democracy on a global scale. Nothing can stop them, because they have all the money and own the planet, and we have collectively as a civilization agreed that money supersedes everything.

This has been coming for a long time, the return of feudalism, this time AI powered, with total surveillance, and faceless rulers that live in castles in the sky.

Yeah, that’s what they do. They just buy their way into influence. Our democracy is not strong enough to withstand the onslaught of the power of money. Capitalism needs to be fundamentally checked at every level, or it will supersede rule of law and democracy causally.

If money is power, then capitalism is a form of government, and fundamentally incompatible with democratic rule.

Tney were produced. Like a hamburger patty. And sold. People will eat what they are served every day.

I could have drank that money!

Hooo-hoOoOoOooo-HoooOoOooo-ho ohoooosiannna in excelcis!

Hey I LOVE Christmas carols! Especially the choiry Catholic ones, they are beautiful. I can listen to that year round, and sing out loud to them year round, and just in general year round!

I’m sorry for real, but this story wasn’t worth the time.

E: I still upvoted for the effort

That face when your sister just gave you a sloppy kiss and then went upstairs to her room

Ban capitalism, the source of all of this fucking shit. We have replaced human agency with a dumb algorithm that says MORE = BETTER. It governs every facet of our society, it has usurped democracy and rule of law, it is the single governing principle of the human race and of civilization, and it will kill us all.

Why do I squeak and stamp my feet when I see dogs? What the fuck is wrong with me?

I then stopped using dolphin

Let me stop you right there altogether!

That’s the dolph.

It’s true! Dolphin breaks constantly, don’t give it a gun!

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“Yes!” “Maybe later!”

Fuck your asshole with barbed wire.

It was the same capitalist cancer we see everywhere, people are just old enough now to be sentimental about it.

Capitalism as the all consuming ouroboros.

I miss netbooks so god damned much! Amazing machines. Only reason they don’t make them anymore is because they can make ten times more money on making ten times worse shitmachines because people will just buy what’s available anyway, there is no “the consumer decides what’s on the market” and there never was, it was always a lie, people will buy what they’re offered and like it.

Fuck everything.